The man with a Choo Choo Train.

There once was a many with a brain
He decided to go buy a train
Not some little choo choo
But a really big mammoth of a laroo
He even bought the tracks
So we could go across the country and back

One snowy night while creeping down the track
He started up a mountain on a highly sloped stack
That took him right next to another’s path
What a mistake as the tracks were too packed

– S.J. Hollist