The Queen of Farts

The Queen of Hearts
She made some farts,
All on a summer’s day.
The Knave of Hearts,
He stole the farts,
And wiped her bum all clean.
The King of Hearts
Call for the farts,
And beat the Knave full sore.
The Knave of Hearts
Brought back the farts,
And vowed he wipe her bum no more.


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