Category Archives: Poem

The Queen of Farts

The Queen of Hearts She made some farts, All on a summer’s day. The Knave of Hearts, He stole the farts, And wiped her bum all clean. The King of Hearts Call for the farts, And beat the Knave full sore. The Knave of Hearts Brought back the farts, And vowed he wipe her bum […]


Little Jack Horner’s Potty

Little jack Horner sat on a potty, Trying to poop away, He push it on down, And out plop a poop, And said, “What a good boy am I!”


Hickory Dickory Plop

Hickory Dickory plop, The poop fell in the toilet. The bum got wiped, The toilet got flushed, Hickory Dickory whoosh.


Mary Mary, Quite Comparie

Mary Mary, Quite Comparie How does your toilet flush With a silver handle and a whoosh noise, And water taking the wast away.


Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Kid

Tinkle, tinkle, little kid How I wonder what you did. Up above the toilet so high, Like a water spout in the sky. Tinkle, tinkle, little kid, How wonderful what you did!


Hey Piddle Piddle

Hey Piddle Piddle, The Cat and the fiddle, The Cow jumped over the toilet. The little dog pooped On to the furn, And the dish ran away With the poop.


You Keep Me Grounded

Thank you my love for keeping me groundedjust like the control tower that won’t clear me for take-off. Your my boat anchor that keeps me in the harboraway from the stormy seas and from exploring the world. Your my cement shoes that keep my feet groundedmy head out of the clouds and from reaching for […]


The man with a Choo Choo Train.

There once was a many with a brainHe decided to go buy a trainNot some little choo chooBut a really big mammoth of a larooHe even bought the tracksSo we could go across the country and back One snowy night while creeping down the trackHe started up a mountain on a highly sloped stackThat took […]


I Hate My But

I…hate…my…butt, and I cannot lieYou other brothers can’t denyWhen the wind starts to wainAnd the temperature is a painYou… Get… Chafed!! – S.J. Hollist


The paper eyeglass

I looked threw my spyglass and what did I see?A strange looking man taking pictures of me.It seemed really strange and a little scary too.I wanted to pound him with my eye glass too.It really was quite strange, and it seemed to be,the very weirdest thing that ever happened to me. – S.J. Hollist


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