The Queen of Farts
The Queen of Hearts She made some farts, All on a summer’s day. The Knave of Hearts, He stole the farts, And wiped her bum all clean. The King of Hearts Call for the farts, And beat the Knave full …
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Category: Poem
Little Jack Horner’s Potty
Little jack Horner sat on a potty, Trying to poop away, He push it on down, And out plop a poop, And said, “What a good boy am I!”
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Hickory Dickory Plop
Hickory Dickory plop, The poop fell in the toilet. The bum got wiped, The toilet got flushed, Hickory Dickory whoosh.
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Mary Mary, Quite Comparie
Mary Mary, Quite Comparie How does your toilet flush With a silver handle and a whoosh noise, And water taking the wast away.
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Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Kid
Tinkle, tinkle, little kid How I wonder what you did. Up above the toilet so high, Like a water spout in the sky. Tinkle, tinkle, little kid, How wonderful what you did!
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Hey Piddle Piddle
Hey Piddle Piddle, The Cat and the fiddle, The Cow jumped over the toilet. The little dog pooped On to the furn, And the dish ran away With the poop.
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You Keep Me Grounded
Thank you my love for keeping me groundedjust like the control tower that won’t clear me for take-off. Your my boat anchor that keeps me in the harboraway from the stormy seas and from exploring the world. Your my cement …
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The man with a Choo Choo Train.
There once was a many with a brainHe decided to go buy a trainNot some little choo chooBut a really big mammoth of a larooHe even bought the tracksSo we could go across the country and back One snowy night …
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I Hate My But
I…hate…my…butt, and I cannot lieYou other brothers can’t denyWhen the wind starts to wainAnd the temperature is a painYou… Get… Chafed!! – S.J. Hollist
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The paper eyeglass
I looked threw my spyglass and what did I see?A strange looking man taking pictures of me.It seemed really strange and a little scary too.I wanted to pound him with my eye glass too.It really was quite strange, and it …
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